some men some men look more interesting than they are some men love women and are slightly in awe of them some men are together enough to feed themselves and keep fish alive some men have big bellies and skinny ankles some men think women have all the answers so they don't have to have any some men can't be friends with women some men will believe whatever they want to no matter how honest you are with them some men will buy you lunch and expect to get laid some men would rather watch basketball on tv some men lie all the time some men frame your artwork and hang it in prominent places (which sounds good, at first) some men are so nice even when they are being bad they're nice some men dress like lawyers and hide sexy tattoos some men are like pluto they're moving fast you just can't see it some men buy you jewelry when they'd rather buy chains some men will weep on your shoulder in a moment of woman-like weakness some men cling to you like they're drowning some men will wash up on you like a case of champagne on a desert island some men tell you that you need deodorant in hopes you won't hug anyone else some men talk to themselves muttering, handwaving arguments some men will give you a back rub and tell random bartenders that they slept with you some men touch you gently on the shoulder as they pass by some men wander like ghosts through your memory forever some men never tuck in their shirts some men have golden hair on their forearms and never notice it some men just look better the older they get some men have ragged faces and sterling souls some men have the best intentions some men spit when they talk some men don't see me some men pierce their tongues for 'her pleasure' some men insist on loving out of their league some men are way too optimistic about their own chances some men have no idea how cute they are some men know all too well some men will fit in the palm of your hand some men say they'll take you fishing and never do some men drink all the time some men sweat when they are sitting still some men die before you can tell them how much you care some men remember sports scores some men remember poems